Did I have some secret lover reveal themselves to me?
No.
Did I have some secret lover alert me their presence but not reveal themselves to me?
No again.
Did anyone say any thing about it at all, apart from "Oh yeah, it's Valentine's Day"?
No, frickin' hell no, and no again.
Did I wake up with a girl beside me who I had the chance to shag and decided not to?
Yes.
I believe that I might have induced some bad karma for the rest of the day with that one.
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Hey, I'd put on a dress but I REALLY don't think that would help (though I AM developing man-boobs).
All I can say is there's a whole lot of girls in Australia with no taste whatsoever.
I think you're right that it won't help - thanks for the offer, though. Might have to keep it in mind when times are tough... and a boob is boob.
Mmm … Boobs …
My sentiments exactly!
mate, you're doing better than i am on this most holiest of days. i got the perfect score of 4 out of 4.
um, what were you thinking turning down a shag?
"I woke up with a girl beside me and i didn't shag her."
ummm...... what the?
If I woke up with a girl beside me I'd ring in sick for week.
HVD Vic. xox
Oooh. Sorry about the tough times.
You turned down sex? You are crazy.
GG: Shame about 4 out of 4. If there's still no-one next year we'll have to get together for a "fuck off world" party.
Kate: It's taken me half an hour to figure out HVD but finally it clicked - two cups of coffee later.
You'd call in sick for a week? I'm being really dense here, but is that a good or a bad thing?
GG, Kate and Sassy (and anyone else who thinks I'm nuts): I turned down the shag because...
1. We were drunk
2. I been there before and thought she was over me, so I thought I'd make her wait. If she really was interested she'd be more likely to come back if I wasn't an easy shag. It just happened that it was Valentine's and I kicked myself when I realised.
Just because it's Valentine's Day doesn't mean you should go around fucking just for the sake of fucking.
Hmmmm...
Ok, let me rephrase that. It's Wednesday. It could have been last Wednesday. It could be next Wednesday. Just becuase someone at some chocolate/card company decided Feb 14 was the day for fucking just for the sake of fucking doesn't mean you have to fuck if you wake up next to someone...
Nevermind.
elizabeth, your comment reads a little like I'm getting told off, and I feel I have to justify myself. There's a [horny/desperate] part of me that says a drought is a drought and a shag is a shag, and I turned the chance down. That it happened to be first chance at a shag in ages and also happened to be on the first Valentine's day I've spent without a partner in seven years... Mostly I know it was a sensible choice not to, but that other part of me says I'm a downright idiot.
Vic - I'd take a week off work cause its been a drought girl wise.
Can so relate to your dilemma here, am going through it myself and its near causing me a nervous breakdown. Do I give in easily and get my heart smashed again or don't I and see if he is human and does have a soul and does come back.
Either way i'm screwed.
And good for you for your stand on the drunk aspect.
Sorry, kate - it's not really the right place to laugh, but either way I'm screwed sounds pretty good in a drought!
Mate, I feel for your predicament. I reckon you'll make the right choice for you. xox
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