Ahh me dear Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian Pirate and Rogue Blogger. I consulted with th'Gayman and he be willing t'lend his services in exchange fer rum n' gold.
Actually he demanded yer ship but I told him it was Th'Mound and he said ew.
I'm an All-Purpose Groover. A laid-back guitarist, bassist and teacher. A percussionist. I'm an ecletic mix of interests that occasionally combine into a coherent thought process. Unless I have a hangover.
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How tall (or not) are you?
I'll lend you my tarts trotters - 6 inch stilettos, that should do it.
So you're naturally cute.
Tell us something we didn't know.
Trust me, being tall isn't all that great either - you can't wear high heels with leaning over everyone else like a giant.
Well, that's my excuse anyway. Truth is I just can't walk in them!
Do ye lend him out then?
Terroni, I'm about 5'2". Short enough to get a milk crate to stand on to get into the top cupboard.
Kate, babe that's really sweet but I couldn't even think of how I'd walk in those.
Dive, what? Naturally cute? What does that have to do with me being a midget?
Regina I can empathise with the walking bit. But not the tall thing. You can always bend over but there's only so far you can reach up.
Ahh me dear Cap'n Dyke, Lesbian
Pirate and Rogue Blogger. I consulted with th'Gayman and he be willing t'lend his services in exchange fer rum n' gold.
Actually he demanded yer ship but I told him it was Th'Mound and he said ew.
You're a giant, Groover. My ex (Ming the Menstrual) was four foot ten!
Oh hell, Dive. I need to meet her. then I'd know what everyone around me felt!
And... did you smack her?
Dear Sassy;
This is GOD (AKA Gayman)
please note Gay'MAN'
and Vic would never smack my girl bits. Even though I ask for it all the time!!!!!! I want your baby bonus!!!!!!!
Just be like me and stumble around everywhere with a taller friend for support. I'm a menace on heels.
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