Friday, March 23, 2007

Five tips.

Welcome to my new housemate, Gayman. Here are five tips to tell if he's moved in with you:

1. You have a house plant sprouting from every half-bare surface.

2. There are roughly twice as many body products in the shower than I'd ever contemplate owning.

3. Boutique teas dominate the coffee cupboard.

4. Mother calls at 10:30pm to make sure everything is all right.

5. Belinda Carlisle's Summer Rain gets played with regularity.

2 comments:

Vic said...

Maybe I should dedicate a day to him! Heehee.

dive said...

Yikes! I've just looked around my own house and it's spooky how comfortable he would feel here.
I also have lots of tiffany lamps and wall hangings and books and paintings to attract him … er …
I've just realised. My house is gay!