Signs that Vic is nearly asleep:
Head on an angle, only to the right. My head never droops to the left when I’m exhausted.
Eyes half closed, but more on the right also.
When I attempt to smile, the right side is more responsive than the rest.
When I stand up, I appear to be more drunk than I was on Saturday night.
Three hours to go in a fourteen hour day. That means six more students and possibly three caffiene hits. If anybody can make sense out of me after that it will be a miracle.
4 comments:
Practice that look in front of a mirror, Vic.
It's sexy.
I mean it!
I don't need a mirror, Dive. That's the natural I've had a fucking hard day look. I'm getting plenty of practice at it.
You weren't drunk on Saturday night. That was just a warm up session. We'll have a real drink next time your here.
Paul, I can't remember getting to bed at all on Saturday night. If that was only a warm-up session, you might have to keep a blanket aside to throw over me when I pass out on the footpath.
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