I karate-chopped a cockroach today.
The little fucker's guts were smashed onto the counter and it still tried to drag itself away.
I employed the Thong of Death instead. Multiple times. The 'roach will not be coming back to life this time.
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ew! you touched it! where i come from, they're 3 inches long and they fly. in mexico, they're even bigger. blegh!
You're such a charmer, Vic. *insert disgusted face here*. Gayman keeps squashing flies. This is disgusting enough for me... more so when the fly happens to be on me at the time.
So who organised this fight? Which height-ist bastard teamed you up against a cockroach, Vic.
I'm glad you won, though.
Ewwww!
In the immortal words of Paris Hilton: "That's HOT!"
yuck, vic.
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