Friday, October 31, 2008

Bend over and take it

"You're on night shift."
Translation: drop your pants, you're about to get screwed.

"Change of plans - there's a breakdown at another site and you're running the crew."
Lube? What's lube? Nothing like a painful rough job is there?

"Come see us in the office when you get back."
This one's an interesting one - basically they want the story of how you got fucked. Not only that, though. This is the time of after-fuck tickling that has the potential to make you really exhausted because you only have three hours left to sleep.

Do I fight this? No. Like a good little worker whore I bend over and say bring it on.

Then you get feedback saying that in one night your crew got through the same amount of work it would have taken the opposition an entire week to complete. It's like being told you give good head. You might not like doing it that much but a compliment, knowing that at least you do a good job, makes you more likely to want to do it all over again.

3 comments:

Katherine Buckley said...

Well done chick - a massive achievement. I love how you can turn your hand to anything and be brilliant at it!

dive said...

Yay for you, Groover!
Except the other night shift workers are going to hate you now for showing them up.
Work's a bitch like that.

Anonymous said...

Haha, good take on what the mines do =)

Mind you, they do work 24h a day... and extra hours on there = more money...

Boz.