Monday, March 2, 2009

The commandments in relation to coffee

...and there began the working week. And she decreed to those followers who rise early for the great olfactory gift the coffee bean hath giveth:

Thou shalt not covet tea, the lesser
Thou shalt have a preferred vessel for the partaking of the elixir, and mourn such a vessel in it's absence
Thou shalt abhor styrofoam
Thou shalt not speak before partaking of the first cup of the elixir
Thou shalt not use the hand that holdeth the vessel of elixir for any menial task, lest the elixir be spilled upon carpet
Thou shalt not waste
Thou shalt not order decaf
Thou shalt not douse fellow workmates with the contents of an entire cup
Thou shalt not taint thy own elixir with foul and evil soy
Thou shalt depend upon this life-giving substance daily


Here endeth the lesson, she decreed.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

you know this is espresso heads' daily prayer lol - kel

Anonymous said...

In the morning the golden liquid is called coffee, past noon it's called beer.

Vic said...

EspressoHead would have an equation to express the perfect coffee, Kel.

Vic said...

Jude, you're so damn right!

EspressoHead said...

"Thou shalt not order decaf" should be first....

and "Thou shalt not taint thy own elixir with foul and evil soy" should be second haha

(and I must say... an accurate observation, kel)