Lemur Control: Plan of Attack

Here we have a proposal to supplement Old Knudsen's War On Lemurism. Like a good Australian I'm running to the side of a stronger force...


Lull them into a false sense of security, providing them with all the mod cons.

Give them a government benefit and free health care so that they feel no desire to work or integrate themselves into society.

Allow them to become more fat and more lazy and dependant upon a diet of junk food, beer and cask wine.

Return them to the wild.