Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Customers...

Wednesday is for some reason "Idiot Customer Day". It happens more on Wednesdays than any other day. S, the guy I work with today has also noticed this fact. We looked at each other this morning after a few freaks and just said Yep. The parade begins.

We've got prawns on special. Whole cooked prawns. And old buddy at the counter says to me:
How do you cook em?
You don't have to, mate. They're already cooked.
Do I just zap em' in the microwave?

And then you get a whole family walk in, three generations all at once, all so fat they have to waddle and stinking the place out because they don't know how to look after themselves. What do they do? Buy cartons of Pluto Pups and all the other frozen deep fryable goodness you can get. As a friendly customer service representative who is obliged to offer advice on food preparation I feel that maybe I should at least tell them their deep fried meals should be accompanied by a salad at least once in a while.

Time to return from lunch and catch the late entrants in the parade...

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