In order to prepare for bed one must:
1. Block out weird demolition noises from unidentified source in new suburb.
2. Endeavour to fall asleep immediately due to the nagging suspicion that there may be bitey things cohabiting the bed.
3. Block out the fact that one's surrounds are in such a state of messiness that they resemble the bedroom of an adolescent, except that the papers on the floor are bills rather than maths notes.
4. Focus on the bunch of flowers recieved as a surprise left on my bed today as a warming point of happiness and content.
Goodnight.
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5 comments:
Oough what is in the bed??!! Congrats on the job, can't wait to see you!
You forgot "drink yourself into a stupor".
It works for me.
Sleep well, Vic.
T
'bitey things'?
O_0
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