Airheads.
Idiots.
People who refuse to treat others with respect and decency.
Those who manipulate for the pure joy of it.
Cane Toads.
Bagpipe players in any amount other than singular form, and only then when the player is situated on a hill, far away.
Spruikers.
Telemarketers.
Men who bond at work craning around a mobile phone to watch porn.
The man who asked if I would rather be a hairdresser.
The wanker that came up with powdered coffee.
Line up. If you don't fit into one of the above categories it doesn't really matter. Line up anyway. In a shameless quote from Pink Floyd:
If I had my way I'd have all of you shot.
That will be all.
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I always kinda liked the idea of hairdressing …
OW!
And the wanker who came up with powered coffee creamer.
You forgot political correctness.
Oh, and wasps.
this post kinda scared me ...
and wasps!? surely not the flying kind ;)
Damn, Woman. Th' Cap'n would prefer t'be skewered than shot, iffin She had Her Druthers -- which She does considerin' Who She Be.
Dive - Are you sure you aren't gay?
Terroni - Okay, I would go for black before stooping to that...
Full - If I wasn't such a cranky snot lately I would add them to the list in the post.
Dianne - Did it? I'm an angry little pixie when I've had a baddayand tend to take it out on the world in general. People who lack the capacity to think for themselves tend to be a source of irritation... but then it all seems to snowball.
Cap'n - Ye be spared from th'froth o' me wrath, M'Dear.
Me Most Ornery One, as ye are always Spared Me Own. Well Held, Dear Groover. Ye need t'just hie into Me Cabin when these Inclinations be hittin' ye an' we'll raise a few tankards an' sing lusty songs. ;)
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