I couldn't sleep. I tried the side, the stomach, the other side. I tried curled up with my legs crossed in the air. I crawled half off the bed and lay my poor screaming back on the cold hard floor.
Painkillers? Nope, they didn't help either.
So what is this dyke supposed to do?
Well of course. Grab that dildo out of the drawer, shove it right under the offending vertebrae and give it some relief.
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Ah, yes.
I remember the infamous Hello Kitty vibrator being marketed as a "back massager".
They're good at that, too, though.
Hope it helped.
Maybe that's what I need for my shoulder.
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