Periods. Why do I even need them?
Periods. I hate them with a passion.
[Aunt Flo sends her regards!]
Periods. Make you panic in the restroom.
Periods. Soak your pants if you bleed through.
[Blowjob season. Bitchy Witchy Week!]
Rags. What a pity there’s no riches.
Monthlies. It’s what turns us into bitches.
Cramps. Hurl your stomach into stictches.
I’m out of action. Can’t stand the bodily glitches!
Periods. So much better if it’s not you.
Periods. Can’t find a toilet when you need to.
[Feed the lesbian vampires!]
Periods. A curse I can’t get rid of.
Periods. Tell all of them to fuck off.
[I sat on a tomato]
Visitors. So much for battle of the sexes.
Girl Things. Wish them on your exes.
Red Tide. It’s The Blood of St. Menses.
Sticky Time. I’ve got a Leaky Basement!
THERE WILL BE NO MORE MENSTRUATION JOKES, PERIOD.